Chapter 8: First And Most Important Job

Chapter 8: First and most important job.











A/N: Hey! I know, it's been ages since I last posted, which by the way, had a really good excuse for.



You see, I was waiting for a suggestion, but nobody said anything, so the job has fallen on to my shoulders. It wasn't pleasant, I tell ya, but it wasn't that bad also.



i had to do like 33 poems, 3 stories which had to have at least 20 parts... sad, I know. And I have to do all of those by the end of this term. This is the most busies term ever! I also have to worry about high school, special learning program, the S.E.A.L program. Specially Elected Accelerated Learning program and my report. I've been mucking around a bit in class lately... so I'm scared.... :(



Anyways, here's the new chapter. Hope you enjoy!!!









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Chapter 8:











Valkyrie's POV:













Australia was hot, dry, but beautiful. The opposite of Ireland. It's beautiful as well, but almost always wet. (IDK if it's like that. I've never been to Ireland, in my entire life! I hope to go their one day...!) We first went to Melbourne, city.



The city in Melbourne was beautiful. Big, tall buildings, many trams and fancy hotels, like Crown. We'll be staying at Crown.



We are having a difficult time trying to get through the security, well, technically Skulduggery because he was all wrapped up. He would use he's facade, but he's facade didn't actually work in Australia. So, they obviously think he might be a serial killer.



I've been trying to convince them that he's perfectly normal/not evil. But they insist to have him taking his sunglasses, Tan-coat and hat off. Of Corse he won't do it. Why would he want the whole world to find out that he's a skeleton? He ended up with a very heated argument, with the security manager. It was hilarious just to stand there, watching.



"Sir, it's very important that we get in here." Said Skulduggery.



"And why's that?" Asked the manager annoyed.



"Well, you see, we have to go in there because we have to go and shoot a rabbit?"



"What? We don't have rabbit on the loose! Anyways, that's against the law!"



"Oh, I'm sorry sir. I didn't know that. I meant that we have to go get changed!"



"Change? You can go elsewhere to change." The security crossed his arms.



"Yeah but....." Skulduggery trailed off.



"But....?" Questioned the security guard.



"But my friend here has a..... Bad case of..... Diarrhoea! Yeah. That's it. Diarrhoea.



My jaw dropped. I most likely looked like a gaping fish, but I don't care. How dare he? Saying that I had diarrhoea.



I glared at him, hoping to burn a hole inside his head.



As if he felt me glare, he turned around, and shrinked a bit under my glare, and then using his head, asking me to act like I am.



I rolled my eyes, and sighed. This is going to be embarrassing.



I bend down, holding my stomach, whispering to Skulduggery "I'll kill you after this!"



"No you won't. You love me too much." He whispered back confidently.



"Uh huh. You just watch out." I whispered, then using a louder tone, I moaned out "Oww! My stomach hurts! I feel like to explode! Oww!"



The security man looked shocked, and then to grossed out.



"Get in, now! The toilets are down the elevator, and to your left. Hurry! I'm NOT going to be cleaning here!" he demanded.



"Okay, but sir, I must go with her. To make sure she's alright. May I go in?" Asked Skulduggery politely.



"Yes, yes! Now get in! Hurry!" he said, very impatient, and scared.



"Thankyou" Said Skulduggery.



"Jeesh, come down, dude!" I muttered.



"What's that?" asked the guard.



"Oh nothing. I just said-Oww!" I yelped again.



He opened the door up wide, and moved as far away as possible from us. We rounded the corner, making sure that the security guard is nowhere near us, and walked up to the front desk.



"Hi. I am Skulduggery pleasant and this is my companion, Valkyrie Cain. We've already booked a room on the top floor, under the name 'Erskine Ravel'."



The desk girl looked suspicious of the name, but shrugged it off. She looked up in the computer, and found the room. She gave us the key; we thanked her, and went to the elevator.



There was another couple, a girl who looked around Valkyrie's age, and a man holding a dog. The door closed, and a peaceful music started playing.



Skulduggery leaned down and whispered in my ear "Valkyrie, I can feel some bad magic in here, so that means someone who is infected by the Hatting Gabi Lason is in here. So beware. They might come on the same floor as us."



My eyes widened. "Will they reveal magic her in the elevator, in front of normal mortals?"



"No. even if they are affected by the evil magic, they are still smart enough to not show magic to the mortals. So beware. And get ready. It's going to be hard."



"Are they as strong as the remnants?"



The elevator dinged, and the couple walked out.



"No, and they don't have the same effect as the remnant as well. They can stay there for ever, without getting stuck, but they are ten times stronger than remnants."



"It might be anyone. Anyone here is able to fight. And should I be worried?"



"Worried? Oh yeah. Definitely. And I got a feeling that is the girl over there. It's mostly radiating off her."



"Uh oh." Just as I said, the elevator stopped, and then we got out, with the girl, and the middle aged man holding a dog.



The man walked down the hall, turned the corner, and walked away. Me, Skulduggery and the girl was facing each other. I took one end of the hall, and Skulduggery took the other side, trapping her in. she snarled at us.



Oh, that is definitely not what a normal girl would do.



"What are you doing here?" asked Skulduggery.



She snapped at him. Oh, this girl is not normal. "I'm here to eat. And you are disturbing me."



"Yeah. As if we are going to let you run around here, eating people." Said Skulduggery.



They eat people? My eyes bulged out of my eye sockets. Looks like they left out a very important piece of information. They are cannibalism.



"Oh yeah? Nothing is going to stop me from doing what I want. You just watch." She snarled, and jumped.



Skulduggery's gun flew to his gloved hands in a flash, and was pointing directly at the girl. She froze, and walked back.



"Hands up above your head and surrender quietly. You are hereby under arrest by an official sanctuary detective, for trying to eat people, assaulting sanctuary detectives, maybe eating someone, and I don't know, doing something?"



"Never." She snarled again, and jumped.

Chapter 7: havent got a name. sorry!

Author's note:

Heya guys! I realised that I havent posted up any chapter for nearly a month. I'm sooooooo sorry! I posted today because I have the day off.
The teachers are striking today so I get to stay home most part of he day. Kind of. Whenever I have spare time, I'm always here, typing this new chapter for you guys.

Btw, pleaseeeeee read the end note because some thing VERY VERY VERY important is down there. MAKE SURE YOU READ IT!!!!!

And im also soory if this chapter is kinda boring...... but don't let that put you down! Read it, PLEASEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! Hahaha........

Anyways, Enjoy!!!!

(since I got another note down there, I wont be signing off here today.)

LOVE YOU ALL!
P.S, please ignore the spelling mistake or grammar. I want to publish this one now so I didn't bother giving it to my editor..... soz about that.........
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"- Have you heard of 'Hatinggabi lason?" Asked Ravel.

"Is it a name or something?" Valkyrie questioned.

"Close. It's a virus that crawls in to you at exactly at midnight. It's called Midnight Poisn in Filipino."

"So how do people get it?"

"Well exactly at-" Started Ravel.

"Exactly at midnight," Interuppted Skulduggery, "Three times a week, Monday, Wednesday and Friday. Because that's when the moon is the most powerful-est. Two people at the exact opposite side of the country who has to be different magic ability to each other and has the same birthday date and month. They start at one to twelve and then start again. They can also be a human. You get it now?" Questioned Skulduggery.

"Thanks Skulduggery for doing my job. I really appreiate it!" Said Ravel sarcasticly.

"Your welcome." Smiled Skulduggery, not acknoleging the sarcastic comment.

"I don't get it, Skulduggery. Is it like, for example, on Monday, an Adept who's birthday is at the 1st of January, then so is the Elemental. Wednesday is 2nd of January, then is 3rd of January on Friday.
Oh, and Skulduggery, I don't think that powerful-est is a word....." Valkyrie trailed off.

"Who are you, my teacher? Of course I know that powerful-est is a word. Pftt, I'm smart. Anyways, yes you got it right. Good job. Looks like some of my smartness has finally got to you!"

"Yeah. Sure Skulduggery. Say whatever you want that makes you go to sleep at night! And sure Skulduggery. You wished that some of your smartness has got on me!"

"Huh? I don't need to say anything to make me go to sleep at night well. I don't sleep...." Said Skulduggery, doesn't get the sarcastic quote.

Valkyrie sighs. "Sometimes I wonder if you acturally have anything in that empty skull of yours. Oh wait, you don't have anything in there!" Valkyrie jabbed a finger in his chest.

"Ouch!" Skulduggery held his chest like he was hurt. "For a small person, you jabb hard and what you said wasn't very nice. I'm both phisically hurt and mentally hurt! I'm going to die! Oh!" Skulduggery gasped and fell to the ground dramatically.

"Oh grow up Skulduggery, you're 400 years old but you act like a 5 yr old!" Said Valkyrie. "Anyways, where's Ravel gone?"

"I'm here!" Ravel waved. He sighed, "Oh I thought at least Valkyrie would remenber that im here but, I'm wrong. I'll just go to that corner and cry to myself, and nobody would care...." He walked sulkily to the corner and sat down. He buried his head inside his arm and pretend to cry.

"Oh so now I have to deal two 5yr olds." Sighs Valkyrie. "Oh there there Ravel." She cooed him while slowly stroking his back. "I'm sorry for hurting your feeling. I'll never forget you ever again!"
She gave him a kiss on the cheeks. Ravel looked up and smiled, wiped away the imaginary tears and stood up. They hugged, and heard a cough behind them.

"Don't I get a hug? Asked Skulduggery with a strained voice. Valkryie turned her head and saw Skulduggery's face. It was full of anger, sadness and....... Jelousy? Why would Skulduggery feel jeloused? But she brushed it off since it was only a flash of it. She quickly ran up to Skuldggery and hugged him tightly, and he returned it. A bit forcefully.

"Ok ok. Enough. We have to get back on to task. We need you to go and investigate the hatinggabi lason. It's been effecting a whole lot of people. The Sensitives are working over time to convince the normal people that their friends haven't turned into a monster that is going to destroy the world."

"Ok. Sorry. But how do you identify someone who has being infected by the hatinggabi lason?" Valkyrie asked?

"Well, the first thing that's the most obvious is: the person who's infected has got super ichy hair. So who ever scratch their hair a lot is most likely infected." Said Skulduggery, recovering from the stiffness.

"How can you know that he or she has got nits instead of being infected? You go up to them and go 'Hey! Just poping over and see if you are infected with a disease or if you have nits?' And they wouldn't called the police on you or start banging you on the head with a woman's purse?"

"Hm, I've never been hit on the head before. Should I try? Uh no....."

"Well, apart from the head itch, there's the eye colour change. They change into a much darker shade of their original colour. They also have a very short temper." Said Ravel. "You guys will have to go to Australia. The attacks are over there. I'll send over 20 cleavers over to help with the missions. I've also contacted the Australian Sancutary to let them know that your over there in a mission and if you guys need anything from there you can use it. You don't have to pack anything. Everything that is need will be provied over there. You'll be going to Melbourne first."

"Is it First class? Cause I really want to go on one!" Exclamied Valkyrie.

"Unfortunately, no. You'll be arriving with Fletcher." Answered Skulduggery.

"Aw..." Frowned Valkyrie.

"Don't worry. The next time we go on holiday, I'll take you on a first class." Reassured Skulduggery.

"Yay!" Cheered Valkyrie. "Wait, when did we go on a holiday? Because, if my calculations are correct, we never did went on one...."

"Um.... Surprise? This we'll be a special one because it's our first one?" Tried Skulduggery.

Valkyrie glared. She huffed "Good cover up. Watch out next time 'cause next time I wont let you don't easy!" Warned Valkyrie.

Skulduggery shivered under her gaze. But he glared back. They had a staring contest and Ravel cleared his throat.

"Uh hm guys?" Said Ravel, snapping his phone case shut. 'Hm, since when did he have his phone out,' Valkyrie wondered.

"There's a slight change of plans. You guys are leaving now instead of tomorrow. There's to much people running around harming people. So get your lazy butts up and gte ready. I'll call Fletcher." Said Ravel.

"Ok. That's fine." Skulduggery said, straghtening his shirt and bow tie. "Valkyrie, you done yet?"

"Yes. I'm ready to go." Declared Valkyrie.

A few second later, Fletcher appeared from beside Valkyrie.

"Boo! Hey guys! Miss me?" Asked Fletcher Confidently.

"No we did not miss you." Said Valkrie Sarcasticly.

"Aw....." Fletcher trailed off, looking at the floor.

"Boy did I hurt him...." Muttered Valkyrie under her breath. "Aw, Fletcher, I'm just joking. Come here you big douche bag!" Said Valkyrie cheerfully.

"Hey! Im not a douche bag! That hurt my pride and ego...." Exclaimed Fletcher, but he accepted the hug anyways.

"Oh, that's not such a big deal since your ego is bigger than this room! And your pride..... I'm sure you'll get your pride back one day....."

They finally parted, and Valkyrie saw Skulduggery glared daggers at Fletcher. What's up with him and staring today??? Fletcher and Skulduggery did a man hug thingy and Fletcher said "Hey, You guys all ready?"

"Hm, lemme check, clothes, shoes, hair, fingers, mouth, yep. I've got everything!" Checked Valkyrie.

Flecher snickered and held out both of his arm out. One for Valkyrie to hold and one for Skulduggery to hold. Valkyrie willingly took it but Skulduggery begrudgingly took it.

"Bye Ravel!" Valkrie called out behind her shoulder.

"Bye Valkyrie, Skulduggery and Fletcher! Thank you for doing this favour for us Fletcher. And also, Becareful!"
"Your welcome. Always glad to help." Smiled Fletcher.

"Thank you" Said Valkyrie and Skulduggery together.

And with that, they dissapeared to........ Australia!!!!!









Sorry, this is a filler chapter. The investigating will start at the next chapter. Hope you have a great day!!!!! Any feedback would be nice and any free votes are even nicer! Haha

Does anyone has got any good fanfictions of 1D, The Wanted, Reece Mastin or Skulduggery pleasant (Valduggery) that I could read? This doesn't mean a chance for you to promote your stories. If I saw any of that, then I'll immeadeatly delete that comment.

And any ideas for a new story title that im working on, slowly? It's a bit like Skulduggery, with the magic in it but not the characters and one direction in it. A girl sent to a mission with some other elders helping, filling in on part of the Skulduggery's role and they have to protect One Direction Because vampires are for some reason tring to capture them. There'll be romance, between some character,m which I wont tell. No Spoiling!!!

So please, if you have any ideas for it, do please tell me in private message and if I like the cover, you get the dedication for 3 chapters in which ever chapters you want. That goes for the same if any of you can make me a book cover for this book. Pretty please? Thank you soooooo much!!!


Love Ya all again!!!!
XOXOXO Fire

Chapter 6: Clarabelle, Smart?

Chapter 6: Clarabelle, Smart??

Some of the cleavers were freeing Valkyrie from the chains. They carefully lifted Valkyrie out and ran out of the room. As Ghastly followed them out.
They got in Ghastly's van and drove away. He sat at the window seat and stared out into the black night, with Valkyrie's head on his knee.
He was clenching and unclenching his fists without realising.
He suddenly heard a moaning sound,his head snapped down, saw that Valkyrie was awake and was sturggling to open her eyelids. He cursed under his breath.
"Valkyrie, go back to sleep. You are still to weak." He muttered
"Wa?" Valkyrie whispered. She tried to lift her head up but instead gave a sharp yelp, falling back to unconsciousness.
Ghastly slowly stroked her hair and stared back out to the black night again.
They arrived at Doctor Nye's base, which is under a school playground.
It used to be located in a old abandoned cinema. The Hibernian Cinema, but that was Kenspeckle Grouse's old lab.
The place where he took he's last breath, helping Skulduggery and Valkyrie saving the world.
Now doctor Nye has taken over the job of Kenspeckle.
He decided to move, from all the bad memories, and because the magic door stopped working.
Anyways, back to now.
One of the cleavers pulled the playground's slide. The slide went down, revealing a tunnel leading downwards. The first cleaver carried Valkyrie out of the van, and speedwalked down the tunnel. the rest of the cleavers and Ghastly followed him tightly behind.
They arrived at the healing lab, Clarabelle rushed out to greet them.
"Hey guys! How are you? Long time no se- what happened to Val? Is she dead?!"
"No, calm down Clarabelle. But she lost quiet a lot of blood."
"Oh. Doctor Nye is busy. I'll heal her."
"Um, Clarabelle, you sure you can?"
"Yeah! Of course. Yesterday I healed a man who was thinking that he got Mosquitos around him. Then he turned into a Wolf. I stopped him from doing it again!" Announced Clarabelle. "Now just follow me."
Everyone followed Clarabelle in to a room with medical equipments and a single bed.
"Now put her on the bed." instructed Clarabelle.
The Cleaver who was carrying Valkyrie laid her gently on the bed, and stepped away to guard the door. Another two cleavers were standing guard as well. Clarabelle came back with a silver needle dipped in a type of liquid.
She slowly inserted the needle into Valkyrie's arm.
As soon as the liquid was in her body, Valkyrie started thrashing, her body arched upwards. Ghastly, Clarabelle and the cleavers all rushed up to Valkyrie and pinned her body down.
"What's happening with Valkyrie?" cried Ghastly
"Don't worry." Clarabelle reassured.
"It's just a liquid to clean out any bad blood and heal the internal body up. Valkyrie has many damage in her body so it'll be extra painful but it'll soon blow over."
Just like Clarabelle had said before, the struggling eventually stopped. Clarabelle got out a scalpel. She made a small cut on Valkyrie's neck, and put a small glass vial under the wound.
"What are you doing, Clarabelle?" Ghastly asked suspiciously.
"The poison and bad blood in her body is now going to come out and it could infectious. I'm going investigate it to see if there is any bad stuff in it.
Just as she speaks, dark blood, yellow goo, green liquid and some dirt came out.
Clarabelle screwed the lid shut.
"Ok, Valkyrie should be waking up now. I'll be in the other room testing out this stuff." Clarabelle said holding up the vial.
"Ok. Thank you Clarabelle, for saving Valkyrie." Ghastly said sincerely.
"No problems at all!" Beamed Clarabelle. "Yay! Another operation success!" she said and skipped while humming out of the room.
After 3mins, Valkyrie's eyes fluttered open. She immediately sat up, looked around the room and panicked.
"Dont worry, Valkyrie. Your safe. Clarabelle saved you." comforted Ghastly.
"Clarabelle? Really??"
"Yeah. She was so down to earth like and there was one thug in her mind and that is to safe you. She suddenly got very professional. Even though it didn't last very long. She was back to her normal state after she finished."
"My god......." Valkyrie trailed off.
"Yes, indeed my god." chuckled Ghastly.
"Skulduggery is next door. He's slightly injured as well."
"Is he ok?" Asked Valkyrie.
"Um. Yeah he is. Do you want to go and see him?"
"Yes, of course!" Said Valkyrie as she hopped off the bed and padded over to Skulduggery's room.
She knocked on the door, and the door was almost immediately opened by a stranger. Probably from the sanctuary.
Valkyrie stepped in, and was surprised to see about 5 other people is in there. Including Ravel, the grand Mage and Madam mist. They were all wearing the same, solemn faces.
"Hey Valkyrie." said Ravel.
"Um, hi Ravel. What happened?"
"Um well-"

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haven't posted in AGES!! oh well. i have been writing alot of books on Wattpad though:) if you want to fan me, or read some of the stories, then go on wattpad, trype in my name : DancingFire03.

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Here's the next few chapters of the Skulduggery Pleasant fan fic, which i decided to call it 1World, 2Souls, and a mystery.:)

I met DEREK LANDY!!!!!!!!

OMFG! I went to Derek, aka the golden gods' signing and he was HILARIOUS!!!!

Then after he boasts about his AWSOME life, how he got the idea of Skulduggery Pleasant, and the SP movies, we went to signings. I had to line up for like 45 mins or even more, then I FINALLY meet the golden god!!!!!

He's soooooooo funny, and he's drawing of SP was great. He asked me if it's brilliant, I said nope, and he did a dramatic gasp! So funny! I then said, just joking:) I also got a few pictures with him. Even though the lady there said no, we can't, we ignored her and it was sooooo AWSOME!!!!!!

He's awsome in videos, blogs but he is truly fantastic, awsome, no words can discribe how great he is, he's even better then that in REAL LIFE!!

For the movie info, Derek said that first, he met a director called Steven something, then after a few months, He returned the script, and it was RIDICULOUS! According to us. Because in the middle of it, in Skulduggery's living room, he starts dancing, singing randomly. So that's why he didn't let him shoot it. Derek stated writing the script himself. He's still working on it.

Meeting Derek is the greatest thing happened to me, probably going to be there for ages.

I got a pic of Derek's signature. Here it's. Oh, and also a pic of his great but not brilliant (I'm joking:D) Skulduggery Pleasant!!!!!

My stories

I know that I havent posted anything yet and stuff. I'm just very slow with progress and I'm kinda sorta busy.......
I might start again soon but....... Yeah.

That's all I've got to say.
Signing out:)
~Fire:P

I don't know what tittle to put here. Soz:)

The chapters, some of them might be a bit too violent to some very mature parents/adults because I think some adults are reading this. I'm sorry about it but...............

Anyhow, that's all I got to say here so I'll be signing out!
~~Fire:)