Chapter 9: I'll think of one later:)

Chapter 9: I'll think of one later:)



A/N:

Hey :) I bet you all hate me here for not posting in almost a month, or even worst, over a month! I am soooooo sorry! I got major writer's block, and writing 3 stories, 1 poem, 1 book to suggest books to read it proven to be too much for me. But I'm not putting any stories on hold, unless it's desperate.... And I got some personal business to solve, and I just came back from Sydney..... I'm a very busy person :)



Anyways, here's the chapter. I'm writing this at 9:30 in the night, and I have school tomorrow....



Enjoy!!!!!!!!!



Lol :)



Xx-Steph :)





















Valkyrie's POV:



The crazy girl pounced straight at me. I stumbled back. 'Wow, she's strong for a human...'



I tried hard to peel her off, but she clung on tight, like a 5 year old clutching his/her mummy, not wanting to go to school.



But this girl was different. She was snarling, growling, occasionally and scratching at me. There was spittle flying everywhere on my face. I'm trying my best to not gag and throw up.



I was yearning to use some magic on her, but she's a human. I can't do that. I punched her in the face, but got a scratch on my arm instead. I cried out in pain. Man this girl was strong. What's wrong with her? She's like as if she has magic.... But we would know if she does....



I was holding back on the magic, but Skulduggery wasn't. He twisted the cloaking sphere, stuffed it back in his pocket, snapped his fingers, and started throwing fire balls at the girl.



I was stunned. This girl is a human. She can't see that we have magic!



But that was erased when she started scratching me. Her nails growing bigger and bigger, sharper. It penetrated through my protective clothing.



She dragged her hands down, and leaving three satisfied wounds, with blood oozing out.



I cried out in pain and surprise. How did she do it? Nothing can penetrate Ghastly's clothing. Nothing! Okay, this girl officially is not normal.



I gathered a bunch of shadows in my fist, and punched her in the stomachs. She grunted, looking pained but didn't move. What?



She pined both of my hands down, so I wouldn't inflict anymore pain on her. I looked over at Skulduggery, only to see him dealing with the girl's dog. The god has grown huge! Like a werewolf.



I struggled with her, but she held on tight. Too tight.



Since she pinned both of my hands down, and is currently half kneeling, half laying on top of me, I got no other weapon but my legs.



I brought one leg up, pushing in between the space that was left by the girl, and kicked her.



I got her by surprise, and she doubled over, gasping for air, but didn't move.



I tried it again, and again, and again, until she rolled over, gasping for air. I quickly stood up, then crouched down, and started firing power slaps. Just in case you don't know what it is, it's as strong as a punch, but it doesn't break your knuckles.



"Stop it Valkyrie." I heard Skulduggery said behind me. I looked at the girl, to find her nearly unconscious.



"Wait." I said, and lightly rapped my knuckles against her chin, and she fainted.



"There." I said. "What is she? She definitely isn't a human. She is way too strong to be one, but has got no powers. What on earth is she?"



"She is a victim of the Hattinggabi Lason. Unfortunately. That's why we can't kill her. She is a good girl in real life."



"How did you know her?" I asked, feeling a tiny bit jealous that Skulduggery knows this girl. I looked down at her again, and through that entire bruise, she is quiet pretty.



I was getting very jealous. Why am I jealous?



"No, but Ravel has send me a few people who is probably in this building, who is also effected by the Hattinggabi Lason. She is a nice human. An A-plus student, popular, but not mean. Liked by many, but is jealous by many too." He said.



"Oh." I said, looking up from the girl, into the empty eye socket of Skulduggery.



"So how are we going to deal with the body? And also," I said, remembering about the dog, "why did that dog," I pointed to where the dog used to be, only to find it missing. "Turn so big? And where is it now?" I asked.



"Well, that is one of the guard dogs from the person who leaked Hattinggabi Lason into this world. It's just for him to keep an eye on the ones who has been affected. It's got magical powers. I send it back to Ravel for examination, and maybe force an answer out of it."



"So they are going to torture the poor dog?" I asked, eyes following Skulduggery as he bend down to pick the unconscious girl up.



"No they won't, but they will find a way to make it tell them. But remember Valkyrie that dog is evil. It was programmed to be evil." He replied, and then the girl disappeared.



"Let me guess, you send her back to Ravel?"



"Yep!" he said, popping the p.



"So how did she know we were here?"



"I'm guessing it's a coincident, that she lives here as well. Since I found these-"He held out a set of keys, "- in her pocket."



"You always have to and snoop, don't you?" I said, smiling.



"Yep." He said.



I gave him a look.



"What?" he asked.



"Nothing. Just how weird you are. And you got a little something on your face....." I trailed off.



"Where?" he asked, panicking.



"All over here!" I drew circles in front of my face, showing him what I'm talking about.



"Valkyrie!" he exclaimed.



"What?" I exclaimed back with the same enthusiasm as him.



He sighed. "Don't worry. You are so hopeless." He muttered the last part.



"I'll pretend I didn't hear that!" I said, and started walking down the corridor.



"Um, Val? It's the other way." Said Skulduggery.



"I knew that!" I spun around, and marched down the other way. I snatched our room key from his pocket while walking past.



"3045.... 3048.... 3053.... 3055! Ah ha!" I said, and slide the card down. It didn't work the first time. I tried again. It didn't work. I tried again, but kept failing. Skulduggery just stood there, looking very amused.



I finally gave up. "Okay, Skulduggery, please help me?" I asked.



"Okay. But I have to admit, watching you try and open that door but failing, was better than those comedy shows on TV." He grinned.



I glared at him, heaved a sigh, and gave him the room key, which was a card. He took it. "Thank you very much."



He inserted the card, and pulled it out almost immediately, and it flashed green!



"What? This is not fair. I've tried billion times, but it didn't work, and now you try, and get it to work straight away! Humph!" I crossed my arms, and walked in sulkily.



I grumbled under my breath, and looked up to see our hotel room.



What I had in mind was a simple hotel room, with a living room, some couches, a kitchen, two bedrooms, and maybe a balcony, but I did not expect this.



A huge suite, with huge balcony, walking straight out into a beautiful view of the ocean, big flat screen TV, fancy pictures, fancy French double doors which led I presumed the bedroom.



I walked over to another door, which had nice designs on it, and opened it.



Inside was a suite bathroom. With fancy mirrors, huge sink, huge wall length mirror, mini bottles of soap and a big bath tub, with all sorts of handles to turn on the water, which I'm dying to try.



I gaped in awe. This is amazing!



I walked over to the double French door, opened it, and stepped in.



I don't think anyone heard my jaw hit the ground at the sight of the bedroom. It had a double, no triple king size bed, another suite bathroom, a walk-out balcony with a gorgeous beach view, crystal chandelier dangling above the bed. The ceiling was so high, a HUGE chandelier was able to fit and have plenty space for three people, standing on top of each other!



"Wow! Thank you Skulduggery!" I exclaimed, spun around, and hugged Skulduggery who was standing behind me the whole time.



"You're welcome, but did you know that this wasn't our room?" He said, hesitantly.



"What?" I all but screamed.



"Yeah. This is a 6 stars hotel room, and our one is a 1 star hotel room....." He trailed off.



"Oh my god, you got me all excited, and then you say that we aren't living here? humph!" I said, crossing my arms, and sat down on the triple king sized bed angriliy.



He kept quiet for a bit, studying my expression, then cracked up laughing.



I stared at him astonished. How can he laugh now? and what is he laughing about? All these questions were bubbling in my head.



He finally calmed down. "I'm just joking! You should've seen your face!" he mused, laughter covering his words.



I sat there, gaping like a fish, mouth closing then opening again, most likely looking like a fish in the water.



How dare he? Tricking me like this, literally gave me a heart attack! I seriously want to hit him, so that's what I did.



I punched him in the stomach, since that's the easiest place I could reach. He doubled over in pain.



He wheezed out "What was that for?"



"That was for tricking me." I huffed.



"But you didn't have to punch so hard!" he said, clearly still in pain.



"Just be glad that I haven't ruined any chances of you ever having another baby." I said, with fake anger.



"Oh, and just to let you know, I'm taking the bedroom. Where are you going to sleep?" I just realized how stupid that sounds after it came out of my mouth.



"I don't sleep. I meditate. There's my comfy chair, from home, brought here by the courtesy of Ghastly so I can meditate, or as you say it, sleep."



"Right. I forgot." I said. "Do we have to investigate, or can we get down the beach? I need a tan. I'm getting way to pale." I looked down at my hand, hitched my pants up a little, and stared at my legs, then looked up at Skulduggery.



He had a strange look on his face, but that was soon covered up. "You're not pale. I think you look just perfect. And we have to go and report to the Australian sanctuary about what happened today." He said.



"Kay. Where is the Australian sanctuary?"



"It's in Canberra...."



"What? Then why are we here?" I asked.



"Because I like this hotel room." he simply said.



"And you couldn't have found a good hotel like this in Canberra?"



"Nah. Couldn't be stuffed. Anyways, they are sending someone over to take us there. I think it's a wizard or something."



"So that wizard will be our travel person around Australia?"



"Yep. Now get ready. He is coming to pick us up now. Hurry hurry!" he shooed me into the bedroom, chucking my suitcase in as well.



I closed the double door, jumped on the bed. It was soft, fluffy, and bouncy. I laid there, looking up at the chandeliers. Oh how they sparkle wonderfully in the light. I sighed in content.



I don't know how long I've laid there for, but suddenly, I remembered what I had to do.



I jumped up from the bed, nearly sprinting to the bathrooms. Along the way, I grabbed my tooth brush, face washer, and all the essential things that I need.



I started stripping as soon as one foot is in the bathroom, while putting tooth paste on my tooth brush. I stuffed it in my mouth, opened the shower. I didn't even wait for it to become nice and warm. I just jumped in. I half screamed at the coldness that hit me, but still started washing.



When I was done, I stepped out, with the smoke from the hot water surrounding me, and wrapped myself in a fluffy towel on the hangers. It was warm. Like someone put it on a toaster.



When I dried my body, I started drying my hair. I scrubbed it with the towel, and left it.



I hate using a hair dryer. I like using the natural wind to dry my hair.



I padded out of the bathroom, only to find my fighting clothes, or as I like to call it, my protective clothing, lay out on the bed.



There were voices outside the room. I'm guessing that the wizard has come.



I quickly pulled on my pants, then my shirt. I really like it over-all. Even though it's not meant to be too fashionable. Just comfy, and can protect you.



I brushed my hair, looked at my appearance one last time, grabbed my phone, and walked out.



There was a man, whom I guess is the wizard, and Skulduggery. They both looked over at me when they heard the door open.



I walked over to the couches that they were sitting on, and a silence settled over us.



"So, you ready to go? I think I've grown a beard for how long I've waited." Joked Skulduggery.



I lightly, no very hardly punched Skulduggery in the arms. He winced, and rubbed at the spot.



"Ouch. Dang girl, don't have to punch so hard!" he said.



I sighed, and looked over at the man. He was middle aged, fair skin, brown hair and light blue eyes.



I extended my hand "Hi. I'm Valkyrie."



He shook my hands. "I'm Josh. It nice to meet you." He planted a kiss on my knuckles.



"Okay. So can we go now?" Came Skulduggery, annoyance clear in his voice. What has he's boxer in a twist?



"Sure thing." Josh said, and he changed. I mean literally, changed.



He was once a middle aged man, and the next second he is a very hot 18 years old! He now has still the light blue eyes, full lips, dark brown hair, and smooth skin. I literally melted in my spots as soon as I met his eyes.



"How on earth did you do that? And which one of you is the real one?" I asked Josh, astonished.



"This one is the real me. I could change into anyone I want. But as you can see, my eyes don't change colors." He said.



"So can we like leave now? I thought we were in a hurry." Said Skulduggery, even more agitated. Oh my god, he really needs to sort out his issues.



"Yes, we are ready." He said, and held out his hands for me to grab on to. I took it gratefully, and turned around, holding out my hands for Skulduggery to take. He looked like he wanted to say something, but held the comment back.



He stepped forward, took a hold of my hands. He nodded at Josh.



Josh said "billa bong, move alone, to the Australian sanctuary." He nodded at the end, and we disappeared. Again.







- I was thinking of leaving you guys here, but I'm not entirely that mean. So I'm just going to continue :) -









The sensation of traveling with a wizard was weird. It wasn't like the feeling when Fletcher transported us to Australia. The dizzy feeling for the first timers, the nice buzzing feeling for people who have done it many times.





This feeling was like free falling. I could feel the wind blowing against me, my stomach dropping down to the bottom of the ocean, and the slight ache in the pit of my stomach. I love it!



And in 3 mins, were here in Canberra! I got this nagging feeling in my head about something that I forgotten to tell Skulduggery.



I've came to Canberra before. I lived here for 2 years for a student exchange program. The family I moved into was horrible! I hated them. They have a spoiled daughter. Her name is Callie. She is always flirting with any boy she sees, wears tight short skirt, make-up caked face. But luckily, I punched their daughter in the face, rearranging it, making it look better than before. Much better.



Improved how, you may ask, well, let's just say, one day I got irritated at her. She was going on and on about how her make-up was smudged today by a nerd and she have to run to the toilet, embarrassing her. I got even more annoyed because of her voice. It was a frilly, high pitched voice. I still shivered at the thought of her voice.



I just couldn't hold back. I punched her. Hard. And then she fainted. My thought then was 'Thank god. I thought I was going to be deaf soon!'



So her face has got a bloody purple bruise. It makes her face look a lot more natural than her normal face.



And then I was back in Ireland a few days after the incident. Apparently I can't punch your foster family while you're in another country. Bull.



I wonder if I might accidently see her somewhere here. Oh, and the school. I went to school for a while here as well, and I was the most popular girl there. Callie wasn't popular. Unless you count being a slut, or someone's favorite topping of the week as popular, then yep. She was a slut. Just a slut. I hope I won't see anyone from my old school....



We appeared in dark alley way. "Okay. Follow me. The Australian sanctuary is in a cafe." He spoke while walking. "The guy who worked in the cafe is an Elemental."



I can finally see the end of the alley way now. Wow, this alley way is long. I just remembered. "Hey Josh, what is this cafe's name?"



"It's Pink Cafe." He replied.



"Oh." I said. Why that name does seem so familiar? Oh! It where Callie and her so called 'friends' hang out, being girly girls, and flirting with the cafe worker.



"Um Skulduggery," He turned to look at me. We're nearly at the end of the alley way. Better tell him now. "I used to live here in Canberra for a year. In a student exchange program. And I got sent into this really annoying, fake family. Their daughter, who annoyed me the most, is called Callie. I punched her one day. Don't ask why. Long story short, she was being a -excuse me language- slut, bitch to this poor girl. So I punched her."



"Okay and I guess that you are going to say next that her favorite hang-out spot is Pink Cafe?" He said.



"How did you know? This is slightly creepy...." I trailed off.



"Oh, it's just that I've been your partner for so long, I always know what you're going to say. Aren't I smart?" He smiled, looking proud of himself.



"My god. No need to boost you huge ego. It's already big enough." I sighed.



All this time, Josh just looked at us amused, and something else. Acknowledgment. Of what? I don't know. I'll ask him later.



"Ouch. I'm hurt." He said, cradling at the place where his heart should be. I shook my head.



"Okay guys, we all know that you both are childish. So Skulduggery, you might want to hide your face. We don't want people to get scared of your skeleton head." Said Josh, cutting in to our conversation.



"So you say that the rest of me am not a skeleton? And that I'm scary? Thanks a lot." Said Skulduggery, with sarcasm dripping of his words, but still followed Josh's instruction.



We finally made it out of the long alley way. I was getting very claustrophobic in there.



The beautiful sunlight of Canberra hit my face as soon as I stepped out of the alley way. The street was exactly how I remembered it to be. Busy, with teenagers swarming shops, and restaurants in groups.



Josh led us to the pink cafe. Alone the way, we could see girls almost drooling at the look of the Greek god, even though he isn't Greek. But he took no notice in it.



We arrived at the Pink Cafe. I pushed open the door, to find there's no one there. Good. I don't feel like dealing with Callie today, and I don't want her to ask questions about anything.



At the sound of the door opening, the guy looked up from the place behind the counter he was working at, and broke out into a huge grin at me.



"Hey Valkyrie! How've you been? The last time you've been here, was 2 years ago! You've grown a lot!" He ran out from behind the counter, to give me huge bear hug.



I hugged him back. "Hey Zach! Sorry I have to leave so soon. They kinda sent me home after the incident with Callie. Speaking of her, as she tried to make her move on you yet?" I wiggled my eyebrows at him.



"Callie? She tried many times. It was disturbing to see. Her cheap perfume, make-up caked face, and skimpy looking dress. Imprint in my mind forever." He said, and shivered.



"In a good way imprinted, or a bad way?"



"A terrible way. I felt like vomiting."



"Then why didn't you? It might make her look better with some vomit. Like that purple bruise I gave her."



He chuckled at the memory. "Hey man." He nodded to Josh.



"Oh how rude I am." I said, jumping out of Zach's hug. "Zach, this is Skulduggery, my partner in crime, my best friend, and according to him, his accessory. Skulduggery, this is Zach. My best friend here in Canberra. He still is my best friend even though I'm not in Canberra." I added at the end, seeing Zach's face.



"He was here when Callie pissed me off. He always gave me a drink that isn't girly, and talked to me. Making me less revengeful." I smiled at Zach.



"Yep. That's what best friends are for. So, I presume that you are here to see the grand-"He got cut off by the sound of the door open, and a bunch of girls came in. and at the front, I saw Callie. Great. Just talked about her and here she is. I looked at Skulduggery, making sure that his facade is on properly, and was nearly drooling over him. He was hot! Today he got dark hair, dark eyes. Making him look mysterious, but hot. So were Zach and Josh. Wow, being surrounded by three hot guys, and a bunch of sluts there, gaping over them, is definitely not one of the things I want to be in the middle of. But it's kinda hard.



Callie made her move after whispering a few things in her friends' ears, but loud enough for us to hear 'Bet you a smoothie that one of the hotties will be my f buddy by today.' And started walking towards us, swaying her hips side by side, trying to look seductive, but just made her look like a really clumsy penguin, paddling across. I made a face to Skulduggery, and he grinned, and then nodded at it.



"Hey guys. You look slightly bored. Thought I should keep you company." She said, biting the corner of her lip. I was biting my lip until I tasted blood. It was too funny to see.



I could see the others trying not to laugh out loud.



She then noticed me. "Wait, aren't you Stephanie?"



Oh my god. What am I going to do now?



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A/N: Finally. Done. I want to post more, but our teacher is getting us kicked off the computer in 5 mins. And I need to do other editing's. So until next time. I'll be trying to post quicker this time. I hope :) hope you haven't given up on this story yet....

Chapter 8: First And Most Important Job

Chapter 8: First and most important job.











A/N: Hey! I know, it's been ages since I last posted, which by the way, had a really good excuse for.



You see, I was waiting for a suggestion, but nobody said anything, so the job has fallen on to my shoulders. It wasn't pleasant, I tell ya, but it wasn't that bad also.



i had to do like 33 poems, 3 stories which had to have at least 20 parts... sad, I know. And I have to do all of those by the end of this term. This is the most busies term ever! I also have to worry about high school, special learning program, the S.E.A.L program. Specially Elected Accelerated Learning program and my report. I've been mucking around a bit in class lately... so I'm scared.... :(



Anyways, here's the new chapter. Hope you enjoy!!!









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Chapter 8:











Valkyrie's POV:













Australia was hot, dry, but beautiful. The opposite of Ireland. It's beautiful as well, but almost always wet. (IDK if it's like that. I've never been to Ireland, in my entire life! I hope to go their one day...!) We first went to Melbourne, city.



The city in Melbourne was beautiful. Big, tall buildings, many trams and fancy hotels, like Crown. We'll be staying at Crown.



We are having a difficult time trying to get through the security, well, technically Skulduggery because he was all wrapped up. He would use he's facade, but he's facade didn't actually work in Australia. So, they obviously think he might be a serial killer.



I've been trying to convince them that he's perfectly normal/not evil. But they insist to have him taking his sunglasses, Tan-coat and hat off. Of Corse he won't do it. Why would he want the whole world to find out that he's a skeleton? He ended up with a very heated argument, with the security manager. It was hilarious just to stand there, watching.



"Sir, it's very important that we get in here." Said Skulduggery.



"And why's that?" Asked the manager annoyed.



"Well, you see, we have to go in there because we have to go and shoot a rabbit?"



"What? We don't have rabbit on the loose! Anyways, that's against the law!"



"Oh, I'm sorry sir. I didn't know that. I meant that we have to go get changed!"



"Change? You can go elsewhere to change." The security crossed his arms.



"Yeah but....." Skulduggery trailed off.



"But....?" Questioned the security guard.



"But my friend here has a..... Bad case of..... Diarrhoea! Yeah. That's it. Diarrhoea.



My jaw dropped. I most likely looked like a gaping fish, but I don't care. How dare he? Saying that I had diarrhoea.



I glared at him, hoping to burn a hole inside his head.



As if he felt me glare, he turned around, and shrinked a bit under my glare, and then using his head, asking me to act like I am.



I rolled my eyes, and sighed. This is going to be embarrassing.



I bend down, holding my stomach, whispering to Skulduggery "I'll kill you after this!"



"No you won't. You love me too much." He whispered back confidently.



"Uh huh. You just watch out." I whispered, then using a louder tone, I moaned out "Oww! My stomach hurts! I feel like to explode! Oww!"



The security man looked shocked, and then to grossed out.



"Get in, now! The toilets are down the elevator, and to your left. Hurry! I'm NOT going to be cleaning here!" he demanded.



"Okay, but sir, I must go with her. To make sure she's alright. May I go in?" Asked Skulduggery politely.



"Yes, yes! Now get in! Hurry!" he said, very impatient, and scared.



"Thankyou" Said Skulduggery.



"Jeesh, come down, dude!" I muttered.



"What's that?" asked the guard.



"Oh nothing. I just said-Oww!" I yelped again.



He opened the door up wide, and moved as far away as possible from us. We rounded the corner, making sure that the security guard is nowhere near us, and walked up to the front desk.



"Hi. I am Skulduggery pleasant and this is my companion, Valkyrie Cain. We've already booked a room on the top floor, under the name 'Erskine Ravel'."



The desk girl looked suspicious of the name, but shrugged it off. She looked up in the computer, and found the room. She gave us the key; we thanked her, and went to the elevator.



There was another couple, a girl who looked around Valkyrie's age, and a man holding a dog. The door closed, and a peaceful music started playing.



Skulduggery leaned down and whispered in my ear "Valkyrie, I can feel some bad magic in here, so that means someone who is infected by the Hatting Gabi Lason is in here. So beware. They might come on the same floor as us."



My eyes widened. "Will they reveal magic her in the elevator, in front of normal mortals?"



"No. even if they are affected by the evil magic, they are still smart enough to not show magic to the mortals. So beware. And get ready. It's going to be hard."



"Are they as strong as the remnants?"



The elevator dinged, and the couple walked out.



"No, and they don't have the same effect as the remnant as well. They can stay there for ever, without getting stuck, but they are ten times stronger than remnants."



"It might be anyone. Anyone here is able to fight. And should I be worried?"



"Worried? Oh yeah. Definitely. And I got a feeling that is the girl over there. It's mostly radiating off her."



"Uh oh." Just as I said, the elevator stopped, and then we got out, with the girl, and the middle aged man holding a dog.



The man walked down the hall, turned the corner, and walked away. Me, Skulduggery and the girl was facing each other. I took one end of the hall, and Skulduggery took the other side, trapping her in. she snarled at us.



Oh, that is definitely not what a normal girl would do.



"What are you doing here?" asked Skulduggery.



She snapped at him. Oh, this girl is not normal. "I'm here to eat. And you are disturbing me."



"Yeah. As if we are going to let you run around here, eating people." Said Skulduggery.



They eat people? My eyes bulged out of my eye sockets. Looks like they left out a very important piece of information. They are cannibalism.



"Oh yeah? Nothing is going to stop me from doing what I want. You just watch." She snarled, and jumped.



Skulduggery's gun flew to his gloved hands in a flash, and was pointing directly at the girl. She froze, and walked back.



"Hands up above your head and surrender quietly. You are hereby under arrest by an official sanctuary detective, for trying to eat people, assaulting sanctuary detectives, maybe eating someone, and I don't know, doing something?"



"Never." She snarled again, and jumped.

Chapter 7: havent got a name. sorry!

Author's note:

Heya guys! I realised that I havent posted up any chapter for nearly a month. I'm sooooooo sorry! I posted today because I have the day off.
The teachers are striking today so I get to stay home most part of he day. Kind of. Whenever I have spare time, I'm always here, typing this new chapter for you guys.

Btw, pleaseeeeee read the end note because some thing VERY VERY VERY important is down there. MAKE SURE YOU READ IT!!!!!

And im also soory if this chapter is kinda boring...... but don't let that put you down! Read it, PLEASEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! Hahaha........

Anyways, Enjoy!!!!

(since I got another note down there, I wont be signing off here today.)

LOVE YOU ALL!
P.S, please ignore the spelling mistake or grammar. I want to publish this one now so I didn't bother giving it to my editor..... soz about that.........
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"- Have you heard of 'Hatinggabi lason?" Asked Ravel.

"Is it a name or something?" Valkyrie questioned.

"Close. It's a virus that crawls in to you at exactly at midnight. It's called Midnight Poisn in Filipino."

"So how do people get it?"

"Well exactly at-" Started Ravel.

"Exactly at midnight," Interuppted Skulduggery, "Three times a week, Monday, Wednesday and Friday. Because that's when the moon is the most powerful-est. Two people at the exact opposite side of the country who has to be different magic ability to each other and has the same birthday date and month. They start at one to twelve and then start again. They can also be a human. You get it now?" Questioned Skulduggery.

"Thanks Skulduggery for doing my job. I really appreiate it!" Said Ravel sarcasticly.

"Your welcome." Smiled Skulduggery, not acknoleging the sarcastic comment.

"I don't get it, Skulduggery. Is it like, for example, on Monday, an Adept who's birthday is at the 1st of January, then so is the Elemental. Wednesday is 2nd of January, then is 3rd of January on Friday.
Oh, and Skulduggery, I don't think that powerful-est is a word....." Valkyrie trailed off.

"Who are you, my teacher? Of course I know that powerful-est is a word. Pftt, I'm smart. Anyways, yes you got it right. Good job. Looks like some of my smartness has finally got to you!"

"Yeah. Sure Skulduggery. Say whatever you want that makes you go to sleep at night! And sure Skulduggery. You wished that some of your smartness has got on me!"

"Huh? I don't need to say anything to make me go to sleep at night well. I don't sleep...." Said Skulduggery, doesn't get the sarcastic quote.

Valkyrie sighs. "Sometimes I wonder if you acturally have anything in that empty skull of yours. Oh wait, you don't have anything in there!" Valkyrie jabbed a finger in his chest.

"Ouch!" Skulduggery held his chest like he was hurt. "For a small person, you jabb hard and what you said wasn't very nice. I'm both phisically hurt and mentally hurt! I'm going to die! Oh!" Skulduggery gasped and fell to the ground dramatically.

"Oh grow up Skulduggery, you're 400 years old but you act like a 5 yr old!" Said Valkyrie. "Anyways, where's Ravel gone?"

"I'm here!" Ravel waved. He sighed, "Oh I thought at least Valkyrie would remenber that im here but, I'm wrong. I'll just go to that corner and cry to myself, and nobody would care...." He walked sulkily to the corner and sat down. He buried his head inside his arm and pretend to cry.

"Oh so now I have to deal two 5yr olds." Sighs Valkyrie. "Oh there there Ravel." She cooed him while slowly stroking his back. "I'm sorry for hurting your feeling. I'll never forget you ever again!"
She gave him a kiss on the cheeks. Ravel looked up and smiled, wiped away the imaginary tears and stood up. They hugged, and heard a cough behind them.

"Don't I get a hug? Asked Skulduggery with a strained voice. Valkryie turned her head and saw Skulduggery's face. It was full of anger, sadness and....... Jelousy? Why would Skulduggery feel jeloused? But she brushed it off since it was only a flash of it. She quickly ran up to Skuldggery and hugged him tightly, and he returned it. A bit forcefully.

"Ok ok. Enough. We have to get back on to task. We need you to go and investigate the hatinggabi lason. It's been effecting a whole lot of people. The Sensitives are working over time to convince the normal people that their friends haven't turned into a monster that is going to destroy the world."

"Ok. Sorry. But how do you identify someone who has being infected by the hatinggabi lason?" Valkyrie asked?

"Well, the first thing that's the most obvious is: the person who's infected has got super ichy hair. So who ever scratch their hair a lot is most likely infected." Said Skulduggery, recovering from the stiffness.

"How can you know that he or she has got nits instead of being infected? You go up to them and go 'Hey! Just poping over and see if you are infected with a disease or if you have nits?' And they wouldn't called the police on you or start banging you on the head with a woman's purse?"

"Hm, I've never been hit on the head before. Should I try? Uh no....."

"Well, apart from the head itch, there's the eye colour change. They change into a much darker shade of their original colour. They also have a very short temper." Said Ravel. "You guys will have to go to Australia. The attacks are over there. I'll send over 20 cleavers over to help with the missions. I've also contacted the Australian Sancutary to let them know that your over there in a mission and if you guys need anything from there you can use it. You don't have to pack anything. Everything that is need will be provied over there. You'll be going to Melbourne first."

"Is it First class? Cause I really want to go on one!" Exclamied Valkyrie.

"Unfortunately, no. You'll be arriving with Fletcher." Answered Skulduggery.

"Aw..." Frowned Valkyrie.

"Don't worry. The next time we go on holiday, I'll take you on a first class." Reassured Skulduggery.

"Yay!" Cheered Valkyrie. "Wait, when did we go on a holiday? Because, if my calculations are correct, we never did went on one...."

"Um.... Surprise? This we'll be a special one because it's our first one?" Tried Skulduggery.

Valkyrie glared. She huffed "Good cover up. Watch out next time 'cause next time I wont let you don't easy!" Warned Valkyrie.

Skulduggery shivered under her gaze. But he glared back. They had a staring contest and Ravel cleared his throat.

"Uh hm guys?" Said Ravel, snapping his phone case shut. 'Hm, since when did he have his phone out,' Valkyrie wondered.

"There's a slight change of plans. You guys are leaving now instead of tomorrow. There's to much people running around harming people. So get your lazy butts up and gte ready. I'll call Fletcher." Said Ravel.

"Ok. That's fine." Skulduggery said, straghtening his shirt and bow tie. "Valkyrie, you done yet?"

"Yes. I'm ready to go." Declared Valkyrie.

A few second later, Fletcher appeared from beside Valkyrie.

"Boo! Hey guys! Miss me?" Asked Fletcher Confidently.

"No we did not miss you." Said Valkrie Sarcasticly.

"Aw....." Fletcher trailed off, looking at the floor.

"Boy did I hurt him...." Muttered Valkyrie under her breath. "Aw, Fletcher, I'm just joking. Come here you big douche bag!" Said Valkyrie cheerfully.

"Hey! Im not a douche bag! That hurt my pride and ego...." Exclaimed Fletcher, but he accepted the hug anyways.

"Oh, that's not such a big deal since your ego is bigger than this room! And your pride..... I'm sure you'll get your pride back one day....."

They finally parted, and Valkyrie saw Skulduggery glared daggers at Fletcher. What's up with him and staring today??? Fletcher and Skulduggery did a man hug thingy and Fletcher said "Hey, You guys all ready?"

"Hm, lemme check, clothes, shoes, hair, fingers, mouth, yep. I've got everything!" Checked Valkyrie.

Flecher snickered and held out both of his arm out. One for Valkyrie to hold and one for Skulduggery to hold. Valkyrie willingly took it but Skulduggery begrudgingly took it.

"Bye Ravel!" Valkrie called out behind her shoulder.

"Bye Valkyrie, Skulduggery and Fletcher! Thank you for doing this favour for us Fletcher. And also, Becareful!"
"Your welcome. Always glad to help." Smiled Fletcher.

"Thank you" Said Valkyrie and Skulduggery together.

And with that, they dissapeared to........ Australia!!!!!









Sorry, this is a filler chapter. The investigating will start at the next chapter. Hope you have a great day!!!!! Any feedback would be nice and any free votes are even nicer! Haha

Does anyone has got any good fanfictions of 1D, The Wanted, Reece Mastin or Skulduggery pleasant (Valduggery) that I could read? This doesn't mean a chance for you to promote your stories. If I saw any of that, then I'll immeadeatly delete that comment.

And any ideas for a new story title that im working on, slowly? It's a bit like Skulduggery, with the magic in it but not the characters and one direction in it. A girl sent to a mission with some other elders helping, filling in on part of the Skulduggery's role and they have to protect One Direction Because vampires are for some reason tring to capture them. There'll be romance, between some character,m which I wont tell. No Spoiling!!!

So please, if you have any ideas for it, do please tell me in private message and if I like the cover, you get the dedication for 3 chapters in which ever chapters you want. That goes for the same if any of you can make me a book cover for this book. Pretty please? Thank you soooooo much!!!


Love Ya all again!!!!
XOXOXO Fire

Chapter 6: Clarabelle, Smart?

Chapter 6: Clarabelle, Smart??

Some of the cleavers were freeing Valkyrie from the chains. They carefully lifted Valkyrie out and ran out of the room. As Ghastly followed them out.
They got in Ghastly's van and drove away. He sat at the window seat and stared out into the black night, with Valkyrie's head on his knee.
He was clenching and unclenching his fists without realising.
He suddenly heard a moaning sound,his head snapped down, saw that Valkyrie was awake and was sturggling to open her eyelids. He cursed under his breath.
"Valkyrie, go back to sleep. You are still to weak." He muttered
"Wa?" Valkyrie whispered. She tried to lift her head up but instead gave a sharp yelp, falling back to unconsciousness.
Ghastly slowly stroked her hair and stared back out to the black night again.
They arrived at Doctor Nye's base, which is under a school playground.
It used to be located in a old abandoned cinema. The Hibernian Cinema, but that was Kenspeckle Grouse's old lab.
The place where he took he's last breath, helping Skulduggery and Valkyrie saving the world.
Now doctor Nye has taken over the job of Kenspeckle.
He decided to move, from all the bad memories, and because the magic door stopped working.
Anyways, back to now.
One of the cleavers pulled the playground's slide. The slide went down, revealing a tunnel leading downwards. The first cleaver carried Valkyrie out of the van, and speedwalked down the tunnel. the rest of the cleavers and Ghastly followed him tightly behind.
They arrived at the healing lab, Clarabelle rushed out to greet them.
"Hey guys! How are you? Long time no se- what happened to Val? Is she dead?!"
"No, calm down Clarabelle. But she lost quiet a lot of blood."
"Oh. Doctor Nye is busy. I'll heal her."
"Um, Clarabelle, you sure you can?"
"Yeah! Of course. Yesterday I healed a man who was thinking that he got Mosquitos around him. Then he turned into a Wolf. I stopped him from doing it again!" Announced Clarabelle. "Now just follow me."
Everyone followed Clarabelle in to a room with medical equipments and a single bed.
"Now put her on the bed." instructed Clarabelle.
The Cleaver who was carrying Valkyrie laid her gently on the bed, and stepped away to guard the door. Another two cleavers were standing guard as well. Clarabelle came back with a silver needle dipped in a type of liquid.
She slowly inserted the needle into Valkyrie's arm.
As soon as the liquid was in her body, Valkyrie started thrashing, her body arched upwards. Ghastly, Clarabelle and the cleavers all rushed up to Valkyrie and pinned her body down.
"What's happening with Valkyrie?" cried Ghastly
"Don't worry." Clarabelle reassured.
"It's just a liquid to clean out any bad blood and heal the internal body up. Valkyrie has many damage in her body so it'll be extra painful but it'll soon blow over."
Just like Clarabelle had said before, the struggling eventually stopped. Clarabelle got out a scalpel. She made a small cut on Valkyrie's neck, and put a small glass vial under the wound.
"What are you doing, Clarabelle?" Ghastly asked suspiciously.
"The poison and bad blood in her body is now going to come out and it could infectious. I'm going investigate it to see if there is any bad stuff in it.
Just as she speaks, dark blood, yellow goo, green liquid and some dirt came out.
Clarabelle screwed the lid shut.
"Ok, Valkyrie should be waking up now. I'll be in the other room testing out this stuff." Clarabelle said holding up the vial.
"Ok. Thank you Clarabelle, for saving Valkyrie." Ghastly said sincerely.
"No problems at all!" Beamed Clarabelle. "Yay! Another operation success!" she said and skipped while humming out of the room.
After 3mins, Valkyrie's eyes fluttered open. She immediately sat up, looked around the room and panicked.
"Dont worry, Valkyrie. Your safe. Clarabelle saved you." comforted Ghastly.
"Clarabelle? Really??"
"Yeah. She was so down to earth like and there was one thug in her mind and that is to safe you. She suddenly got very professional. Even though it didn't last very long. She was back to her normal state after she finished."
"My god......." Valkyrie trailed off.
"Yes, indeed my god." chuckled Ghastly.
"Skulduggery is next door. He's slightly injured as well."
"Is he ok?" Asked Valkyrie.
"Um. Yeah he is. Do you want to go and see him?"
"Yes, of course!" Said Valkyrie as she hopped off the bed and padded over to Skulduggery's room.
She knocked on the door, and the door was almost immediately opened by a stranger. Probably from the sanctuary.
Valkyrie stepped in, and was surprised to see about 5 other people is in there. Including Ravel, the grand Mage and Madam mist. They were all wearing the same, solemn faces.
"Hey Valkyrie." said Ravel.
"Um, hi Ravel. What happened?"
"Um well-"

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haven't posted in AGES!! oh well. i have been writing alot of books on Wattpad though:) if you want to fan me, or read some of the stories, then go on wattpad, trype in my name : DancingFire03.

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Here's the next few chapters of the Skulduggery Pleasant fan fic, which i decided to call it 1World, 2Souls, and a mystery.:)

I met DEREK LANDY!!!!!!!!

OMFG! I went to Derek, aka the golden gods' signing and he was HILARIOUS!!!!

Then after he boasts about his AWSOME life, how he got the idea of Skulduggery Pleasant, and the SP movies, we went to signings. I had to line up for like 45 mins or even more, then I FINALLY meet the golden god!!!!!

He's soooooooo funny, and he's drawing of SP was great. He asked me if it's brilliant, I said nope, and he did a dramatic gasp! So funny! I then said, just joking:) I also got a few pictures with him. Even though the lady there said no, we can't, we ignored her and it was sooooo AWSOME!!!!!!

He's awsome in videos, blogs but he is truly fantastic, awsome, no words can discribe how great he is, he's even better then that in REAL LIFE!!

For the movie info, Derek said that first, he met a director called Steven something, then after a few months, He returned the script, and it was RIDICULOUS! According to us. Because in the middle of it, in Skulduggery's living room, he starts dancing, singing randomly. So that's why he didn't let him shoot it. Derek stated writing the script himself. He's still working on it.

Meeting Derek is the greatest thing happened to me, probably going to be there for ages.

I got a pic of Derek's signature. Here it's. Oh, and also a pic of his great but not brilliant (I'm joking:D) Skulduggery Pleasant!!!!!

My stories

I know that I havent posted anything yet and stuff. I'm just very slow with progress and I'm kinda sorta busy.......
I might start again soon but....... Yeah.

That's all I've got to say.
Signing out:)
~Fire:P